Kylie and Elizabeth sit down to spend 90 minutes watching the most terrifying movie in existence… Emoji Movie. The critical reviews are unlike anything ever seen before, and the disturbing level of despair and pain is something that needs examining:
Did we make it out unscathed? Did we have to binge 20 hours of Steven Universe afterwards to repair our souls? Find out below. And of course, you can experience the magic too; the movie is available to rent for $5.